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What Do Ya Do With A Bernie Sanders?

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Parody of the classic sea shanty "Drunken Sailor" all about the Bernie Sanders in mittens meme!

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What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders sitting in some mittens?

Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures! Try to make it funny!

Put him in a scene with Baby Yoda
Put him on "Today" with Jenna and Hoda
Put him with your dad in North Dakota
Anywhere that's funny!

Put him on a bench with Forrest Gump and
Put him in a bunch of sinking quicksand
Put him on a stage in a punk rock band
Anywhere that's funny!

What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders sitting in some mittens?

Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures! Try to make it funny!

Put him at the desk as the commander
Put him in a suit as Colonel Sanders
Put him as the bad guy from "Zoolander"
Don'tcha know that's funny!

Put him in a big Wisconsin chees hat
Put him on a UFC match fight mat
Put him in a scene from "Mortal Kombat"
Hey, YOU GET THE PICTURE!

What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders sitting in some mittens?

Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures! Try to make it funny!

What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders?
What do ya do with a Bernie Sanders sitting in some mittens?

Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures!
Photoshop him into pictures! Try to make it funny!

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released January 27, 2021
Written and produced by John Mondelli.

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